Although I had a few chuckles... I didn't feel warm and toasty with our selection of overpriced Television spots on Sunday. But maybe I'm just bias because this is my favorite commercial of all time.



Although the Walmart Clown commercial might be a close second.

Will you be watching the Superbowl with friends? Are they THIS good of friends? Will Jesus be there?



I don't always have a lot of love for videos... but this made me tingle.

I love to get my history via Ken Burns. The Civil War, World War II, Baseball, and now... NBC's Late Night Wars. Jimmy Kimmel gives us their explanation of what happened... documentary style.

Our short lived show we did for Comedy.com was called the Best Of The Web. This was one of the times it lived up to its name. Porn star Ashli Orion was a guest of the show and pretty much took it over. She liked it enough she POORLY filmed it and put it on the web.

Oddly enough, this was one of the few pieces we filmed that Turner wouldn't air. Oh well, here it is for your viewing love. Happy MLK day.

I'm about to make a trip to the DMV to register my car again. If you could only see my excitement. I don't think anyone has fabulous tales of the cheery government agency. Mostly just ulcers and scabs.

For years I've had personalized plates, but those were all out of California. I think I never pursued them in the Golden State because their lack of the DMV's sense of humor. They just no likey likey to laugh at private number plates.

Years ago I traveled to the DMV with my friend Jeff as he attempted to get KICKN TA for his Trans Am. They didn't see the fun in that plate and it was denied. From there I witness a parade of denied plates my friends all attempted. There never was a clear explanation, just how it was deemed bad.

My last personalized plated was FARK TV. It was in Atlanta and the lady behind the counter just said "ha, that sounds like Fart!" Then she asked me what sort of plate I'd like.

It makes me wish I really asked for Fart. Although that may have cut into my personal life.

I'm not sure if I will attempted them this year... but if I do I really need to do what these guys did. And by that I mean roll the dice and hope you get someone who is just plain clueless.

Oh to have one of these plates. There have to be my top 10 favorite personalized plates from across the states.

10. WTF OMFG

9. Eat The Kids First

8. PLS STFU

7. VAGINA

6. ASS ORGY

5. LUV BJS

4. KILL AOL

3. MUWAHAHA

2. I PWN YOU

1. GOATSE

A few years ago I found a really old cell phone on ebay. I HAD to have it... I don't know why. Since then I've have used it for various fun times. Even in a few videos but it has never really had a special purpose... now it has one.

I've decided to start the 1987 Cell Phone Project where I force all my friends to let me take of picture of them using it. That's it... that's the whole project. OMG I am going to be so famous I can puke. Analog humor might be the best type of humor EVER!!!!