This Xmas I filmed what I found a more "true to life" Elmo commercial. Touch Me Elmo

Oops, I forgot to post my Xmas commercial

This Xmas I filmed what I found a more "true to life" Elmo commercial. Touch Me Elmo

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My new webseries has launched today. So far I've filmed the first 3 episodes, today I'm releasing episode one. Watch it, love it, sh...

Bret Michaels and the Zombie Apocalypse of Love - Episode 1

My new webseries has launched today. So far I've filmed the first 3 episodes, today I'm releasing episode one. Watch it, love it, share it, wash hands... repeat.


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This weekend I filmed the first three episodes of Bret Michaels and the Zombie Apocalypse of Love which is going to be just as amazing as it...

How I Spent My Weekend

This weekend I filmed the first three episodes of Bret Michaels and the Zombie Apocalypse of Love which is going to be just as amazing as it sounds.

I'm going to be editing each night until I launch episode one next week. Hot zoooooombies, you're welcome.

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My good friend Ben made a video a while ago showing the craziness of the Apple lawsuits. We played with the idea of how a futuristic Apple w...

Apple Kills Star Trek

My good friend Ben made a video a while ago showing the craziness of the Apple lawsuits. We played with the idea of how a futuristic Apple would kill Star Trek. I did one of the voices... so watch it... share it. Wash hands and repeat.


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I coworker's wife sent him a picture of a puppy. He immediately responded he didn't want the dog. No hesitation, he just no wanty. I...

My Buddy Rocky

I coworker's wife sent him a picture of a puppy. He immediately responded he didn't want the dog. No hesitation, he just no wanty. I took a glance and with no hesitation I said I'd take it.

I knew nothing about it. It was white and a puppy.
I discovered it was a Shih tzu/Boxer mix. Don't ask for the logistics. Two days later the puppy was at my house.

He's my newest bestest friend.

I had assumed he'd be about 30lbs... yeah, that's not happening. So far he's barely grown double since I've had him. I never thought I'd fall in love with such a tiny dog.

But I did. I love my box of shit.










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I started protesting Chick-Fil-A after my first day in Atlanta. It didn't live up to the hype of "10 times better than In n Out Bur...

5 Gay Things About Chick-Fil-A

I started protesting Chick-Fil-A after my first day in Atlanta. It didn't live up to the hype of "10 times better than In n Out Burger". In fact, it was just bland breaded chicken to me. Plus the fact that it was closed Sunday, I knew there was something wrong with this chicken chain.

Now I know they are just zealoty crazy.

But not only are they crazy, they are pretty gay themselves? How gay? This gay

5. They've put more cock in people's mouth than the Village People.

4. Their commercials consist of characters wearing nothing but leather (wait... I think they are cows)

3. Their Dwarf Houses look suspicious like glory holes.

2. Their founder S. Truett Cathy (Sounds like a girls name) wrote a book called "It's Better to Build Boys Than Mend Men". I don't know how to build a boy or mend a man, but I think either one might be illegal in Georgia.

1. Their logo look like a chicken head getting a hand job.


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Though I'm often accused of being a "grandpa" driver, I do occasionally get speeding tickets. I'm about 80% on verbally...

My Woes with the Mesquite Nevada Municipal Court


Though I'm often accused of being a "grandpa" driver, I do occasionally get speeding tickets. I'm about 80% on verbally escaping them, which I'm pretty happy about. A while back (on my birthday) I received a speeding ticket while driving through the crappy little town of Mesquite Nevada. A day I will forever regret. First off, there was no talking myself out of it. The officer fully intended on giving me a ticket the moment he hit his lights. Even the 'hey, it's my birthday' line gave me no leverage. I was "signing here".

After he drove off I stuck the ticket in my glove box and honestly forgot about it. To the point that when I realized it, it was officially late. I knew my $77 dollar ticket sadly would have charges ensue. I could deal with it (Not really). I just needed to know how much.

I started be calling their court house, it turns out they aren't overly staffed and I went to an answering machine. I left a detailed message and waited for my return call.

That never happened.

Okay, they are busy... let's try again.

No return call.

A few more attempts and I finally reached an older woman who seemed put out to my call. I explained what happened and asked what the charges were. She told me there would be a $300 fine for late payment.

Wow... turns out that's where all the money it (but it's not going to their phone services).

I asked if I could get a break since I was trying to pay it for so long, she said the only way would be to contact the Judge. She gave me his email and phone.

Unreturned phone messages and emails littered my lunch hours.

After giving up I decided to just pay the full amount. I needed to know the exact amount again, and where to pay it.

Since that first phone contact with the woman I will refer to as "Ms. Happypants" I've left 9 messages pleading for a return call. By pleading I mean BEGGING. Detailed messages filled with "please" and nothing. But I guess if no one is there to answer the phone, who'd be there to return messages.

So with this, I give you warning... if you EVER drive through the crappy little town of Mesquite Nevada... drive slow... VERY slow.

And no.. as of now I have not heard from them... nor have been able to pay the ticket

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Everyone loves a sequel... right? About a year after we filmed our Presidents' Day Bowling we filmed a little follow called Presidents&...

Presidents' Day Golf

Everyone loves a sequel... right? About a year after we filmed our Presidents' Day Bowling we filmed a little follow called Presidents' Day Golf. I've recently reuploaded it for the world. Watch it and love it like you'd love your second born.

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Generally I don't get too excited when Disney tries to do something without Pixar, but from what I can tell, this was aaaaalllll then. ...

'Wreck-It Ralph' movie trailer


Generally I don't get too excited when Disney tries to do something without Pixar, but from what I can tell, this was aaaaalllll then. And for once, I'm giddy.

An 8-bit video-game character attempts to shed his bad-guy image by escaping into a popular first-person shooter, but inadvertently wreaks havoc in the video-game universe by freeing a digital villain.

Starring John C. Reilly, Jack McBrayer Sarah Silverman and Jane Lynch

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There is a right and wrong time to do the moon walk. Please use the image below for help.

How To Do The Moon Walk

There is a right and wrong time to do the moon walk. Please use the image below for help.

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I'm producing a Greenhouse Assembly video for the company I work for. As I always do, I put myself in the video. I played "Tall guy...

Supporting Role, I nailed it!

I'm producing a Greenhouse Assembly video for the company I work for. As I always do, I put myself in the video. I played "Tall guy helping install support beam."

I think I nailed it.

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I am getting ready to shoot a few new comedy music videos. They are actually songs I wrote years ago, I just needed the catalyst to get them...

Music Time

I am getting ready to shoot a few new comedy music videos. They are actually songs I wrote years ago, I just needed the catalyst to get them started. I found it, my super awesome talented Matt. We're off and running. Updates to follow. My singing to punish all

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Everyone once in a while I run into some old Fark TV episodes, last week I found about 10. Here's the first I've posted. It's ...

Grimgarry Grim Ross - Another lost Fark TV episode

Everyone once in a while I run into some old Fark TV episodes, last week I found about 10. Here's the first I've posted. It's one of my favorites. It was filmed by the very talented Jon Quinn. He will he huge someday.

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I found these on the kitchen counter today. I'm afraid to eat one... in case I need to call my physician in 4 hours, but at least I'...

A New Type Of Viagra?

I found these on the kitchen counter today. I'm afraid to eat one... in case I need to call my physician in 4 hours, but at least I'd have fresh breath.

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Today I'm working on my epic screenplay "DIAGNOSIS: SEXY". A story about sexy doctors saving lives. Today I'm writing ...

DIAGNOSIS: SEXY!


Today I'm working on my epic screenplay "DIAGNOSIS: SEXY". A story about sexy doctors saving lives. Today I'm writing the scene where Dr. Brick Steele gets his chest hair stuck in a patient and they wonder if they can save them, I mean save his chest hair. This stuff is riveting!

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Yay for the Superbowl, yay for the Superbowl commercials From the YouTube page "A canine chorus barks a familiar tune. Keep an eye out...

VW Star Wars Dogs Commercial

Yay for the Superbowl, yay for the Superbowl commercials From the YouTube page "A canine chorus barks a familiar tune. Keep an eye out for our 2012 Game Day commercial—it will all make sense:

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Every day I take things for granted in my life. Occasionally they disappear and the overwhelming flash-flood of sadness fills my bones. B...

10 Things I Am Scared To Live Without


Every day I take things for granted in my life. Occasionally they disappear and the overwhelming flash-flood of sadness fills my bones. But I move on... evolve... adapt. But what happens when the things are gone that are so soaked into my DNA which I will never recover? How will I go on each day? It keeps me up at night. Here are 10 things I'm scared to live without.

1. Bacon

2. Morgan Freeman's voice

3. Anything with peanut butter and chocolate

4. Green

5. Microbreweries

6. Soap

7. Avocado (repeat from Green)

8. Cellphone car chargers

9. In N Out Burger

10. My kids

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