Ever see a picture that you immediately have so much love for you want to scream it at the World? Or at least post it on your blog... like t...

Rudolph The Red Nose Tauntaun

Ever see a picture that you immediately have so much love for you want to scream it at the World? Or at least post it on your blog... like this?

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This Is Why Your Package Is Late From Amazon

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My good friend Ben Dickson made this graphic for our alter-ego Twitter account Hal9000 . It's funny so share it with the world.

Twitter Phone vs Facebook Phone

My good friend Ben Dickson made this graphic for our alter-ego Twitter account Hal9000. It's funny so share it with the world.

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I've seem some very humbling, uplifting, upsetting and outrageous OWS photos, but some are just downright hilarious. This, being the fun...

Best Occupy Wall Street Picture Eva

I've seem some very humbling, uplifting, upsetting and outrageous OWS photos, but some are just downright hilarious. This, being the funniest yet.

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Yes, I believe Arnold Schwarzenegger's DVD commentary for Total Recall may be the greatest thing ever committed to film. Watch this a...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's DVD Commentary For Total Recall May Be The Greatest Thing Ever Committed To Film

Yes, I believe Arnold Schwarzenegger's DVD commentary for Total Recall may be the greatest thing ever committed to film. Watch this and tell me otherwise.

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Back to the Future II takes place in 2015. Now if by chance the world doesn't end by then, it's only 3 years away. I don't see f...

Michael J. Fox Had Better Start Aging

Back to the Future II takes place in 2015. Now if by chance the world doesn't end by then, it's only 3 years away. I don't see flying cars, I don't see hoverboards, I don't see the Cubs winning a World Series... and if Michael J. Fox doesn't start aging there's NO way he's going to look like this.

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A friend was introducing his son to Toy Story the other day. I remember the first time I saw it and how amazed I was. I must have watched...

Pixar's New "Brave" Trailer

A friend was introducing his son to Toy Story the other day. I remember the first time I saw it and how amazed I was. I must have watched in 20 times in my life. Which might not seem too strange if I was a child when it was released, but I was (as close as I could be) a grown man. I can pride myself on retaining large amounts of my kidishness. Which then made me think "When is the next Pixar film being released dammit?". The other day I saw this. I'm giddy. 

I will have to be giddy a bit longer because Brave opens in US theatres June 22, 2012.

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10. Porn Star At one time a mustache was a requirement to work in the sex entertainment business. As lower area hair became less desirable...

10 Jobs It's Okay To Have A Mustache

10. Porn Star
At one time a mustache was a requirement to work in the sex entertainment business. As lower area hair became less desirable, so did all hair everywhere. There are still those who wear the pornstache. I salute them. My inability to grow a good mustache was the only thing keeping me out of “the business.”



9. Cop
They are there to protect and serve, while looking manly as Hell. You can’t have a badge and a gun without donning that awesome authoritstache. If you eat as many doughnuts as these guys, you would really value that advantage of a flavor saver.



8. Princess Rescuer
Sure, you thought it would be a great accessory, but that was before you realized you were going to spend your days going from castle to castle saving a princess. You know you’ll never be able to shave it off now. Your razor is in another castle.



7. Movie Critic
All best best have them: Gene Shalit, Leonard Maltin, Joel Siegel. There is something about a really big and scary mustache that makes you have to watch movies by yourself and talk about them the next day to complete strangers. Shave it off, and perhaps someone just might go with you.



6. Karate Master
Your mustache is good, but my mustache is better. If you’re going to learn karate to avenge the death of your father, then you better be sure your master has a big ol’ mustache and an awesome leg sweep.



5. Carnie
Nothing hides bad oral hygiene like a gaggle of hair on your upper lip. If you can’t grow one to the carnival’s satisfaction, you can always glue one of those lame caterpillars they give away at the dart booth onto your lip. No one could tell the difference.



4. Pedophile
Perhaps this really isn’t a job. It’s more of a way of life. How else are you going to look nice for your mugshot and your profile in the sex offender database?
















3. Evil Villain
Ever try to be a bad guy without a mustache? No one takes you seriously. Just try to launch a missile or kidnap the President’s wife without a really awesome mustache. It just won’t work. An excellent Fu Manchu is the key to good villainy!



2. Ringmaster
Ladies and gentlemen! Check out my amazing mustache! There is no way you can command the crowd if you don’t have a powerful mustache. Anything less, is a county fair.



1. When You Work With Daryl Hall
You’d do it, you’d do it, you’d do it, you’d do it in a minute…. well, or for a few weeks depending on how long it would take for you to grow it.  It is amazing.  It is iconic.  Rock it!

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Many businesses fail in their first few years of operation. Why is it? Could it be location, marketing, product? What if it just came down t...

10 Funniest Business Names

Many businesses fail in their first few years of operation. Why is it? Could it be location, marketing, product? What if it just came down to its name? Did you go the correct route in picking those letters that best represent what you do? Did you play the alphabet game where you start a business with an ‘A’ so you’re first to be seen in the phone book? These people decided to come up with some names even more fitting, either that or they just pulled names out of a hat. Here are the top 10 funniest business names.

10. STD Wines & Liquors – From what we learned in college, STDs usually happen AFTER drinking. If you look hard enough you’ll see this is located on Church Ave. Those dirty, drunk Christians!

 9. Pussy Cleaners – Daughter: “Hey Mom, sometimes I just don’t feel so fresh. What do you do?” Mother: “One hour martinizing my vagina dear!” I’d never trust a cleaners with my genitalia, plus I’d be afraid I’d lose the ticket.


8. Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning – This is a company that realizes JUST how cold your A/C should be. If you need someone even better call MASSIVE DICK SHRINKAGE REPAIR.


7. Rapex Contraction – Most contractors stick it to you with the bill, these guys get you in the estimate, twice. They are so dedicated you can see them practicing the rapage on each other.


 6. Kidsexchange – So you really wanted a boy? That okay, they have a huge selection of kids private parts which can have little Annie singing bass before you know it.



5. Fuk Mi Sushi – Their food is so good you’ll say their name over and over. We’re actually a little shocked that a Planning and Zoning commission would let this get by. Apparently they have even a better sense of humor than we do.



4. The Dirty Hoe – Ever wonder where your exgirlfriend is working? Now you know. The Dirty Hoe has everything you need for a nice garden, and herpes.


3. Sherrill’s Eat Here and Get Gas - No hidden disclaimers, these guy let you know up front that their food really isn’t going to agree with you. Bill and Ann, though excellent owners, don’t really cook for those with the sensitive stomachs.



2. The Master – Baiter Bait and Tackle – Being a fisherman and a ladies man don’t usually go hand in hand, it usually goes penis in hand. When you’re spending that much time alone you are going to have to take the time to take care of yourself. The Masterbaiter has everything you need for that time you’re grabbing your grouper.


 1. Big Dick’s Halfway INN Resort – This is a very optimistic resort, an pessimistic resort would have been called the Halfway OUT Resort. Are you just as curious as us what a minnow shot is?


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My good friend Ben Dickson and I constantly joke about how Apple patents are getting more and more ridiculous each day. We usually do it...

Will Apple Put An End To Star Trek?


My good friend Ben Dickson and I constantly joke about how Apple patents are getting more and more ridiculous each day. We usually do it through our alter-ego twitter account HAL9000. Though I am a Mac fan boy, I see think some things go too far. Ben decided to show his love in a Star Trek video which he asked our friend Jimmy Wellington and myself to use our amazing voice talents in. Watch it, share it, live it.


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I have uploaded another lost episode of Fark TV. This was based off a story about a guy who was cooking and driving. Our video takes place i...

Driving and BBQ'ing

I have uploaded another lost episode of Fark TV. This was based off a story about a guy who was cooking and driving. Our video takes place in a van/restaurant. OMG we're amazing. Anyhow... watch it.

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