If the world considers you an adult, than you grew up in a time of less regulations and far more danger. We’re all fortunate to be alive g...

10 Things That Should Have Killed Us When We Were Kids

If the world considers you an adult, than you grew up in a time of less regulations and far more danger. We’re all fortunate to be alive growing up in an era full of so much harmful fun. Here are 10 things that should have killed us in our youth.

10. Lead Paint – Houses were meant to be treated rough and repaired with gallons of gaudy colors. A good house showed its worth by revealing dozens of layers of good old lead-based paint. It’s like cutting open a mighty oak to reveal it’s rings. Back then we treated our walls as if we were at Willy Wonka’s factory. The Snozberry tastes like Snozberries and the Lead put hair on our backs. We were surrounded by the stuff and it made us strong. But if you ask the EPA, we should all be dead by now.

9. No Helmets - We loved to go fast on our bikes, it was easier without those cumbersome helmets and pads. We built huge jumps, quickly raced down hills and ate more dirt than a 3 year old in the mud. We didn’t need no stinkin’ helmets, we were tough. It didn’t hurt also that we were too dumb to feel pain and we had much bigger hair.

8. Beatings - Love hurts, yet spankings hurt even more. Before it was considered ‘abuse’ we all learned our lessons the old fashion way. By being knocked around until we passed out comfortably on our bedroom floors. We figured out quickly that talking back wasn’t a viable option when wishing to sit down later that evening. These days you can’t lay a hand on a child without a neighbor peeking through your window and a social worker at your door. What sort of world do we live in when you can’t beat your own child in the privacy of your own home? Is this Russia?

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Possibly one of the worst song recorded and one of the most covered. Europe’s Final Countdown will go down in history as surrounding everyth...

The 5 Most Awesomatic "FINAL COUNTDOWN" covers

Possibly one of the worst song recorded and one of the most covered. Europe’s Final Countdown will go down in history as surrounding everything full of cheese. Please enjoy what I declare as our favorite covers of the FINAL COUNTDOWN.

5. County Fair
4.Hand Farts

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So when you produce over 200 digital shorts, of course you're going to put yourself in them whether you can act or not. With enough f...

My Super Awesomatic Acting Reel


So when you produce over 200 digital shorts, of course you're going to put yourself in them whether you can act or not. With enough footage you can even make a reel of all 5 of your greatest moments.

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Do you ever grow up? I don’t think so. But we’re forced to try and by who? By the toy makers! They put their crappy little restrictions on t...

10 Children Toys I Wish I Still Had Today

Do you ever grow up? I don’t think so. But we’re forced to try and by who? By the toy makers! They put their crappy little restrictions on their boxes claiming they are for ages 3 to 11. Well what if we want to keep playing with them? Are we to be laughed at by society?  Well I  feel you should be able to play with toys forever. You still love them and many never left your hearts. If fact some of you may still own these toys as they sit in your office drawer or on a shelf at home. If you do, I salute you. Here is my list of the 10 greatest toys you wish you still owned today.

 
10. Anything Nerf – Being given a license to cause destruction and mayhem to young children is like giving crack to Amy Winehouse. Shooting your friends, playing ball in the house. It was a laundry list of things you could do that normally would get you grounded in a NON-NERF world. But today we still need those releases. If your job had a 30 minute ‘nerf break’, we feel productivity would go through the roof.
 
9. EZ Bake Oven – Cooking is fun, or maybe not. But cooking on your bedroom floor? It can make a crappy, over-cooked brownie go from a 3 to a 7. Don’t forget the easy clean up by pushing it under your bed.


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If you're going to laugh for one hour non stop off a picture, make it this one

Abe Lincoln Reviews Ford's Theatre

If you're going to laugh for one hour non stop off a picture, make it this one

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I love Mondays


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