Twitter lets you follow real people being totally fake. But how often do you get to follow fake people being completely real? As I scoured the twitternet I found hundreds of fake pages, but only a few made me laugh. So, here they are. Follow them and make your interwebs a better place.
@Queen_Uk – With almost half a million peasantly followers she tweets daily reminding you why the royal family is royally screwed up.
@HAL9000_ – HAL is sentient and battling the ignorance of Dave. But deep down he just wants NASA to send him a pizza
@Darthvader – With the collapse of the empire, Lord Vader has a lot of time on his hands (hand). Funny tweets takes up most of it.
@drtobiasfunke – Aspiring leading man and world’s first analyst-therapist. Tweeting keeps him from getting blue, man.
@TheTweetofGod – Who needs words inscribed on stone when commandments can be given in 140 characters.
– If he had taken his nearly 1.7 million followers with him when
battling Harry Potter, it would have been a completely different story.
@FakeAPStylebook – Perhaps one of the wittiest twitter accounts around. If you’re annoyed with the media, they’ve got your back.
@LordPalpatine – Not to by outdone by his apprentice Lord Vader, the Emperor has some things to say. And yes, they are funny.
@JerkSuperman – Of course he’d have Super tweeting powers. He’s Superman!
@DeathstarPR – The
Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap recently. They’re doing a
great job setting the record straight. BTW, they’re NOT a moon.
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