I love to get my history via Ken Burns. The Civil War, World War II, Baseball, and now... NBC's Late Night Wars. Jimmy Kimmel gives us t...

Ken Burns' The Late Night Wars - Jay Leno Vs. Conan O'Brien

I love to get my history via Ken Burns. The Civil War, World War II, Baseball, and now... NBC's Late Night Wars. Jimmy Kimmel gives us their explanation of what happened... documentary style.

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Our short lived show we did for Comedy.com was called the Best Of The Web. This was one of the times it lived up to its name. Porn star Ashl...

The Closest I Will Ever Come To Doing Porn

Our short lived show we did for Comedy.com was called the Best Of The Web. This was one of the times it lived up to its name. Porn star Ashli Orion was a guest of the show and pretty much took it over. She liked it enough she POORLY filmed it and put it on the web.

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Oddly enough, this was one of the few pieces we filmed that Turner wouldn't air. Oh well, here it is for your viewing love. Happy MLK da...

What If Ted Turner Bought The Rights To The Martin Luther King Memorial?

Oddly enough, this was one of the few pieces we filmed that Turner wouldn't air. Oh well, here it is for your viewing love. Happy MLK day.

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I'm about to make a trip to the DMV to register my car again. If you could only see my excitement. I don't think anyone has fabulous...

The funniest license plates on the internet

I'm about to make a trip to the DMV to register my car again. If you could only see my excitement. I don't think anyone has fabulous tales of the cheery government agency. Mostly just ulcers and scabs.

For years I've had personalized plates, but those were all out of California. I think I never pursued them in the Golden State because their lack of the DMV's sense of humor. They just no likey likey to laugh at private number plates.

Years ago I traveled to the DMV with my friend Jeff as he attempted to get KICKN TA for his Trans Am. They didn't see the fun in that plate and it was denied. From there I witness a parade of denied plates my friends all attempted. There never was a clear explanation, just how it was deemed bad.

My last personalized plated was FARK TV. It was in Atlanta and the lady behind the counter just said "ha, that sounds like Fart!" Then she asked me what sort of plate I'd like.

It makes me wish I really asked for Fart. Although that may have cut into my personal life.

I'm not sure if I will attempted them this year... but if I do I really need to do what these guys did. And by that I mean roll the dice and hope you get someone who is just plain clueless.

Oh to have one of these plates. There have to be my top 10 favorite personalized plates from across the states.

10. WTF OMFG

9. Eat The Kids First


8. PLS STFU


7. VAGINA

6. ASS ORGY


5. LUV BJS


4. KILL AOL


3. MUWAHAHA


2. I PWN YOU


1. GOATSE

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A few years ago I found a really old cell phone on ebay. I HAD to have it... I don't know why. Since then I've have used it for vari...

The 1987 Cell Phone Project

A few years ago I found a really old cell phone on ebay. I HAD to have it... I don't know why. Since then I've have used it for various fun times. Even in a few videos but it has never really had a special purpose... now it has one.

I've decided to start the 1987 Cell Phone Project where I force all my friends to let me take of picture of them using it. That's it... that's the whole project. OMG I am going to be so famous I can puke. Analog humor might be the best type of humor EVER!!!!

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I just read that the Flight Of The Conchords will not be returning for a 3rd season . I don't know the last time I was in this much pain...

I Will Miss You Forever Flight Of The Conchords

I just read that the Flight Of The Conchords will not be returning for a 3rd season. I don't know the last time I was in this much pain. Even the knowledge that Jeff Dunham's show is being canceled doesn't help.

Food has lost its taste.

If you've never seen this HBO's gem about the two New Zealand folk singers then we are no longer friends. Well, maybe just watch season one and two on DVD and we will talk later.

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If somebody out there loved me... and I am sure at least ONE of you do. You'd buy me this .

Big Lebowski Action Figures Love Me, Do You?

If somebody out there loved me... and I am sure at least ONE of you do. You'd buy me this.

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2009 came and went and took a few known souls along the way. We lost the guy who sung Thriller, Johnny Carson's drunk buddy, the girl wh...

10 People I Can't Believe Didn't Die This Year

2009 came and went and took a few known souls along the way. We lost the guy who sung Thriller, Johnny Carson's drunk buddy, the girl who used to be fat in Clueless and the least liked Kennedy brother. I lean more towards indifference over nature's selection. I don't mean to sound callus. Obviously I didn't take satisfaction in the death of anyone we lost this year. If anything I found myself a bit bewildered. Why you ask? Because if a year ago today I had put money down on a dead pool I would have been 0 for 10 and out a Benjamin. How do we lose Farrah Fawcett yet Amy Winehouse still spews rotted carbon monoxide all across the globe? How does the Grim Reaper pick and choose the newly departed? Is it the same way we pick imaginary vacations off a spinning globe? As if any of us are really going to visit Greenland someday.

The internet is being littered with lists of celebrities who we lost this year. But as far as I can tell no one is doing list of famous people we can't believe did die. So with that... here is mine.


10. Hugh Hefner - Print is dead, yes he still roams the halls of the mansion like a zombie looking for a midnight snack. As long as he lives they are going to keep giving TV shows to his dumb blond girlfriends he's not sleeping with.

9. Pat Buchanan - Sure he's only 71 but his views make McCain look like a young republican. Not only that but Fox feels the need to get his opinion every time a congressman has a sex scandal or a little girl falls down a well.

8. Amy Winehouse - When you're snorting coke out of your own skull then it's time to leave this world.

7. Scott Weiland - No one loves STP more than me, but I can't keep up with what band he's in when I'm sober... how does he do it before lunch?

6. Britney Spears - How can someone keep surviving a train wreck head on?

5. Jimmy Carter - As relevant today as he was when he ran our fine nation. Is he still talking?

4. Lindsay Lohan - If I see her crotch one more time I will take my own life.

3. Fidel Castro - My hope is Cuba just found a way to animate dead tissue and they're playing a joke on us.

2. Keith Richards - As long as this man walks the Earth I question what living a healthy life is really doing for me?

1. Abe Vigoda - Don't get me wrong... I love this man. But he was a 100 when I was born and if he outlives me I am going to be really pissed.

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