December 5, 2010

My "Not-so-Great" Brush with Celebrities

Living in LA it's become the norm to bump into celebrities throughout my days. Once or twice a week I go from seeing A-list actors all the way to "Hey, isn't that the guy who played blank on blank?"

But I forget that it wasn't just Hollywood where I had this volume of brushing with celebs. How can I get my pre-LA Celeb-brushes. Not only are they close to my heart... they are the world's most amazing stories. Here are my top 10 favorites

10. I once gave Michael Keaton directions to good pizza.

9. I held Scott Glenn's motorcycle for him while he adjusted the carb.

8. I served Chuck Woolery chicken.

7. I danced with Brook Shields for charity.

6. I used to work for Bruce Willis as security in his club.

5. I almost hit Clint Eastwood with my car.

4. I sat behind Merlin Olsen on a plane.

3. I got drunk with the Greg Kihn Band.

2. Ate a burrito with John Travolta.

1. I once looked through Demi Moore's panties drawer while dripping wet with my friend Jeff.


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