For a few years I resided in Sun Valley, Idaho. I moved there thinking I needed to escape from California as well as a complete reversal in ...

Living In A Ski Resort

For a few years I resided in Sun Valley, Idaho. I moved there thinking I needed to escape from California as well as a complete reversal in climate.

Moving there I completely succeeded.

It was beautiful there, yet cold. Did I mention cold? When snow hit the ground in October it would easily stay until April. You learned quickly to drive in the snow. You learned to do everything in the snow.

I've been watching the news cover the Eastern weather and all I can think is "why don't those idiots who can't seem to drive in the snow just get an inner tube and just play for the day?"

Buy a snow mobile, get a snowboard, or even better... go out and get yourself some skis.

Obviously Sun Valley was known best for the skiing. I only lived a few miles from the base of Bald Mountain so people would always think of me when they were taking their ski holidays. Sure they'd pretend they wanted to see me but in reality they just were a little blown away by room prices at the lodge.

Living in LA you see about a third of the celebrities you'd see why hanging out at the Warm Springs lodge in Sun Valley. My friend Jeff and I would drink beers at the base and rub elbows which dozens of local and visiting celebs. Of course when I say rub elbows I mean we'd quiet drink our beers while trying to convince each other to go talk to one.

We never did.

Though like everyone else, when you first move there you ski like a madman. Which in a few years you whine about the lift pricing and the lines and you only manage to ski when friends are in town. By then... you're truly a local.

As much as I skied there, I never really got 'good'. One of my last memories on the lifts I managed to take one a kid who couldn't be more than 10. It was actually both our faults. He and I weren't paying attention and slammed into each other. I did everything I could to take most of the crash and attempt to save the kid. It worked and he quickly got up and skied away. Did I add that he was laughing. I think I managed to make it back to the lodge on one ski and drink beers the rest of the day. Damn kids and their resiliency.

I miss living there. I had great friends and incredible times. I don't miss trying to start my car in 15 below temps or digging out my driveway for 5 hours only to watch it be blanketed in snow again the next day. Hmmm.

I don't think I could live in snow again.

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You might not want to walk around in this sucker during camping season.

Are Bigfoots Just Really Warm, Happy and Stupid Campers?

You might not want to walk around in this sucker during camping season.

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The Holidays are always an interesting time for me. In most part because I don't really participate. When people ask what I'd like f...

To Regift or Not To Regift

The Holidays are always an interesting time for me. In most part because I don't really participate. When people ask what I'd like for Xmas or my birthday which immediately follows I just reply "thanks but please don't get me anything."

In all honesty I mean it. If there is anything I ever want I usually just buy it myself. The best part about doing that is I don't have to get something for somebody else in return. The only reason I probably didn't buy myself something is because I'm broke or I hate shopping. If someone buys me something, now I have to get them something back. At this point the "I'm broke" or the "I hate shopping" stance just doesn't hold water. I'm committed.

Now... at this point do I hand off one of the many weird and unusable gifts I've been given over the years? I'm not the most conventional person to hit the planet therefore people always feel the need to give me the strangest gifts. As much as I enjoy the wacky, I don't always know what to do with a origami making machine or a boxer dispenser. So they sit on my closet for years until I have an ebay twitch or someone is playing in my office and say "what is this?". My reply is usually "it's yours!"

Why do we even feel the need to give gifts? No one enjoys the awkwardness of opening a gift in front of other people. No one ever really knows anyone else's sizes. No one seems to consider how Christmas time manages to put millions into debt counseling.

But then again... if it wasn't for bad gifting would we still have garage sales?

Well, now that I'm done ranting. I'd like to remind everyone my birthday is February 2nd and I am an XL and look great in blues.

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Years ago I helped start a website called Humor Feed. It was sparked by the desire of the satire online community to work together instead o...

A Touching Article About... Sniff, Sniff... Me

Years ago I helped start a website called Humor Feed. It was sparked by the desire of the satire online community to work together instead of competition. It seemed to work.

Back in my Broken Newz days I would spend 20 plus hours a week updating and promoting the site. Eventually it became my full time job. I would satirize anything I could. Almost nothing was taboo. The more my website evolved towards politics, the more successful it became.

Once I started working on Fark TV I just didn't have the time to work on it anymore and I eventually sold it to a friend.

My old comrades with HumorFeed didn't forget me and made my cold, shriveled heart smile a bit.

Click here to see their story.

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Sure I could have gone out and spent money on you... but would it be THIS special?

My Christmas Gift To You

Sure I could have gone out and spent money on you... but would it be THIS special?

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I like to get the New Year resolutions that I know I'm going to break out of the way as soon as possible. I make them big so when they b...

My New Year's Resolution

I like to get the New Year resolutions that I know I'm going to break out of the way as soon as possible. I make them big so when they break, then break big. Last year I promised myself I'd learn to fly, bend spoons with my mind and reanimate the corpse of Abraham Lincoln. Just as I thought I broke them all.

This year I'm leaning towards 'space' related resolutions. One of which will find me on the surface of Mars by Summer. I'm pretty excited.

Occasionally I make ones that with an once of effort I can keep. This year I will aim to update my blog everyday. This is huge news for the tens of you that read it. My thoughts are that creativity is like a muscle that needs to be exercised everyday. When I'm writing jokes or doing illustrations on a daily basis... creativity comes in massive Tsunamis. So this blog will be my mental gym.

In the meantime I will continue my work with E!. Complete my screenplay and solidify all the other projects I've got floating around midstream. 2010 is gonna be uber awesome and stuff. Heavy on the stuff.

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I look so much like this in Jesus people were hitting me up for wine. It took me a week to grow this much of a beard. It was awesomatic to s...

Happy Birthday Jesus!!!

I look so much like this in Jesus people were hitting me up for wine. It took me a week to grow this much of a beard. It was awesomatic to shave it off.



What an incredible performance of Mike Bridenstine as "Mike" and Matt Komen as "The ugly girl"

When I was shopping as Jesus in the 99 cent store, no one gave me a second look.

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Here is a little video I made for Comedy.com last Xmas. It stars the UBER talented Mike Bridenstine and Jesse Coccoli. Watch it or else damm...

Santa Sex Tape

Here is a little video I made for Comedy.com last Xmas. It stars the UBER talented Mike Bridenstine and Jesse Coccoli. Watch it or else dammit!

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Aliens and Jesus. My two favorite nonexistant things

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I've you're only going to watch one Star Trek Video all day, make it this one. Happy in Paraguay

Star Trek Peeps Are Happy In Paraguay

I've you're only going to watch one Star Trek Video all day, make it this one. Happy in Paraguay

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This is what happens when I can't sleep at night. Tiger Woods Golf and Grand Theft Auto... two of my favorite games are now combined int...

Tiger Woods' Grand Theft Auto

This is what happens when I can't sleep at night. Tiger Woods Golf and Grand Theft Auto... two of my favorite games are now combined into one.

click the image for bigger goodness.

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I'm not going to try and fool you here, I'm not very good at marriage. I know... big shocker. I've made attempts from time to...

Holding the Office of 'Married'

I'm not going to try and fool you here, I'm not very good at marriage.

I know... big shocker.

I've made attempts from time to time and have conceded to the fact that I am a serial monogamist. The whole "lifetime commitment" is really more than I can wake up to each day. I began to think there was something wrong with me.

After much thought I realized it wasn't me. It was marriage itself. We've been doing it wrong the whole time. Too many rash decisions based on current emotions, emotions that won't be around years from now. Maybe even months. Geez, maybe even the next day. (This applies to trips to Vegas.)

You can't convince me you're going to love that person 40 years from now as much as you do today. And when that happens, what do you do hot shot... what do you do?

Well, I've found the answer and it was sitting in our backyard the whole damn time.

Marriage Terms.

We need to start looking at marriage the same way we look at politics. Marriage needs to be severed in 4 years terms.

How will this work?

Easy! It starts when you find the person you love, or like... maybe even like-like. Honestly it doesn't matter. So let's just say tolerate. Upon finding this person you get one of their friends or family to nominate you for 'Husband/Wife'. From that time you begin to campaign to their peers. Note that others may run against you at this time. Old high school flames, lonely coworkers, the guy who makes the donuts, anyone can run for this office. Then you must prove to them you're 'the one'. You also pick a 'vice spouse' who will assume your duties if you're unable to (death, lost at sea, running from the alter). If their peers find you acceptable and marriage worthy, they vote you in and you begin a four year term as spouse.

During the term you must completely fulfill the role as spouse as you will be under much scrutiny. Success is usually judged by what you do in the first 100 days. "Did you fulfill their sexual needs, are you nice to their parents, do you pretend you want to watch Dancing with the Stars together". All of this is noted and reviewed.

Upon this time if you wish to have children you must present it to your friends and family in a bill. That bill must be approved before having children. This will prevent dumb people from breeding as inadequate parents will immediately have their bill vetoed.

Cheating, unlike politics, may result in impeachment or a Movie of the Week.

At the end of the four year term you must run for marriage again. Note that at that time others may once again run againts you. This is why you must always work to maintain your approval rating. Nothing is worse that being a one term spouse.

If successful you may start another term. There are no term limits and if you're a worthy spouse, you can hold the office for life.

Now, here is where it gets good. At the end of any term, if you no longer wish to be the 'spouse', then you can decide not to run. You're free to begin writing your memoirs and start construction of your spousal library.

Let's face it. The district (spouse) you're attached to tends to change over time. Sometimes the district has a new attitude, it has grown over time by 30-60 lbs or even give up on waxing its upper lip hair.

I truly believe this is the answer for marriage. If this was instated I could see me getting married 5 or 6 more times. This time I will make sure I have a better campaign manager.

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I have been with Verizon for longer than I can remember. I stuck with them during the era of crappy phones and odd billing mistakes to their...

A Review of The Verizon Droid by an Ex Girlfriend

I have been with Verizon for longer than I can remember. I stuck with them during the era of crappy phones and odd billing mistakes to their somewhat dominance of the wireless game. A girl I used to date works for Verizon and I usually get any skinny from her on upcoming Verizon fun stuff. I harass her from time to time on Blackberry messenger about the new phones. She is the girl who kept me from making bad phone decisions such as the DARE or the STORM. I've had a Blackberry for so long it would take one hell of a phone to make me stray. Today I asked her some questions about the new Verizon Droid while chatting on our phones.

Me: Have you played with the new Droid yet?

Her: Yeah. They're cool.

Me: Are they better than the Blackberry?

Her: Can't decide. Personal opinion I think.

Me: What are the coolest things about it?

Her: The apps.

Me: What is the least coolest thing about it?

Her: It's made by Motorola.

Me: Are you going to get one?

Her: Not yet.

Me: Why?

Her: I wanna wait and see if they have problems.

Me: Who was the best kisser you've ever been with.

Her: What does that even mean?

Her: Why?

Me: Of all the guys you've kissed. Who was the best.

Her: Why?

Me: Answer the question!

At this point I think her keyboard stuck and she wasn't able to type in my name. I also believe her battery died and possibly her phone even exploded. So what does this review tell us? Not much, about the phone or my kissing. I think I've just wasted everyone's time and I think my ego has just been deflated a bit. I hate my phone.


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My Macbook has a 100 gigs of harddrivable hard drive space yet weekly I am deleting volumes of crap to make room for more crap. How much cra...

Sean Vs Gravitron

My Macbook has a 100 gigs of harddrivable hard drive space yet weekly I am deleting volumes of crap to make room for more crap. How much crap do I need?

Occasionally I find old scripts I wrote and forgot about, or even gooder... video. A video we shot a while back called Drunk Astronauts sent Sean Watkins and myself to Huntsville Alabama to their beloved space camp. Sean and I dress up like employees and even the visiting children were fooled as they asked to take pictures with us.

One of their rides was the Gravitron. A carnival type attraction that spun you around and quickly reminded you what you ate for lunch. We though it would be fun to film us on it and possibly get some footage for the video. Though we never used any of this footage, it was just as funny standing alone.

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I had interviewed a gaggle of Dragon Con attendees in 2008 but the footage went kaboom and we couldn't use any of it. Turns out someone ...

Dragon Con 2008

I had interviewed a gaggle of Dragon Con attendees in 2008 but the footage went kaboom and we couldn't use any of it. Turns out someone took some pics and they were just sent to me. How cool


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I tend to spend a lot of time in Starbucks when writing. For some reason it motivates me. Whether it is the flux of people and their visuall...

I hate wannabe Hollywood pricks

I tend to spend a lot of time in Starbucks when writing. For some reason it motivates me. Whether it is the flux of people and their visually entertaining diversity, the change of environment that convinces me I am actually doing something away from hime, or maybe just the coffee. Either way I seem to operate at an acceptable creative speed when sitting in my favorite coffee house.

One thing that thoroughly entertains me is the conversations that take place at the tables within my ear's reach. From individuals on their bluetooth to people holding business meetings, it always peaks my interested to eavesdrop.

It never fails that there is that one guy who is talking aloud for all to hear. He speak of his connections, his resume and namedrops faster than you can exhale. He is the wanna be Hollywood prick who probably worked sound once on Save By The Bell and now has let everyone know who can hear that he will be the next Spielberg.

The idiot behind me right now is explaining that the movie that he hasn't even written yet will be 10 times better than Where The Wild Things Grow.

I want to punch his coffee.

Isn't his lunch break over? Shouldn't be be clocking back in?

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I was a Peter Serafinowicz fan going back to Spaced , he's recently started getting some mainstream popularity via his role in Couples R...

Peter Serafinowicz May Be The Best/Worst Impressionist Ever

I was a Peter Serafinowicz fan going back to Spaced, he's recently started getting some mainstream popularity via his role in Couples Retreat and the upcoming The Best and the Brightest with Niel Patrick Harris.

I knew the guy was talented... but had no idea he was THIS good.


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Jared Hess (the director of Napoleon Dynamite) has a new gem coming out this month and I hope to be the first in line. Who wants to go? I t...

Gentlemen Broncos Gets Me All Giddy

Jared Hess (the director of Napoleon Dynamite) has a new gem coming out this month and I hope to be the first in line. Who wants to go?

I think I have a man crush on Sam Rockwell... is that bad?


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I guess they don't make lunch boxes like they used to huh? What happened to my Scooby Doo? I played around online and came up with a gro...

9 Weirdest Lunch Boxes

I guess they don't make lunch boxes like they used to huh? What happened to my Scooby Doo? I played around online and came up with a group of pretty odd lunch boxes.

9. Devil Girls (Dark Horse)


Robert Crumb's warped mind can now help mold the minds of your children. If your kids aren't sexual neurotic before lunch time, they will be after checking out this lunch box. They will keep on truckin' as they keep on snackin'.



8. Get Your Own Lunch Box Bitch (Janmstore)

Let's be honest, no one likes to share. Whatever the other person is eating is always better. It's just the law of the cafeteria. What better way to say 'back off and eat your own food' than a lunch box that let's them know You're An Angry Little Girl.



7. Bacon! (Stupid.com)

Everything is better with bacon, it's been proven by science. Then how can you make your crappy lunch for little Tommy better? Surround the whole thing in metallic, painted bacon. Sure it won't TASTE better in reality, but maybe he's dumb enough to actually believe it.



6. My First Cocktail (Nerds Approved)

No better way to show your children the evils of drinking then by the constant reminder of alcoholism. This lunch box shows just how uncool you can be by drinking, yet just how cool you can be by carrying this lunch box around.


5. Ouija Lunchbox (Random Anything)


Talk to the dead while eating your pudding, lunch time has NEVER been so much fun. Who knows, you just might get a few test answers too!





4. The Last Supper (Lunchboxes)

Hey Mom and Dad, ever wonder why little Sally doesn't have any friends at school? It's because her whole class thinks she a certified zealot. You're going to wind her up so much that by the age of 16 she will be the class whore and sleeping with her Geometry teacher to assure that B- she promised you.



3. Lunch Box Trailers (Z-Recommends)

The perfect accessory for that trailer trash. Nothing says your home is mobile than carrying around a replica with ketchup sandwiches in it.



2. NES Lunchbox (Nerd Nirvana)

What will you do with that old NES now that it hasn't worked in 3 years? How about putting your lunch in it. Wait and see what they do with that old Chevy Nova in the backyard, looks like someone is getting a hot tub!



1. Just Plain Mean (Lunchboxes)

How do you teach kids just how difficult life is? Get them a lunch box that shows them what they can expect everyday for the rest of their life. How do you add to the statement? Don't put anything in their lunch. Get them used to disappointment as well.

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My friend Janice took my latest crappy picture and made me into a comic book drawing. I love it.

I am all comic booky and stuff

My friend Janice took my latest crappy picture and made me into a comic book drawing. I love it.

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I'm am very VERY excited about my new mustache Originally uploaded by Billdoty I think the porn industry is going to be VERY intereste...

I'm very VERY excited about my new mustache

I think the porn industry is going to be VERY interested in me now. Better get off the line

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I've been doing some writing for E Television. Here is what I've learned about their sense of humor. Dead baby jokes - Funny Dead...

E knows funny I guess

I've been doing some writing for E Television. Here is what I've learned about their sense of humor.

Dead baby jokes - Funny

Dead celebrity jokes - Not funny

Natural disaster jokes - Not funny

Celebrity disaster jokes - Funny

Geek humor - Confusing

Ryan Seacrest jokes - Hysterical

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Here is a video I did a few years ago when with Fark TV. Since it's Yom Kippur, I feel I need to spread some Jewish love. Oddly enoug...

Happy Yom Kippur, Hug A Jew

Here is a video I did a few years ago when with Fark TV. Since it's Yom Kippur, I feel I need to spread some Jewish love.



Oddly enough Turner won't air this one... wonder why?

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My Dad spends most of his time in Mexico, he is about to head back down, never to return (as he claims). I am spending a few days with him a...

My Dad is talking about the internets

My Dad spends most of his time in Mexico, he is about to head back down, never to return (as he claims). I am spending a few days with him and when I say spending I mean doing his computer maintenance. Each time he sees me he bombards me with computer questions. They are the same questions over and over. They all surround things he broke on his computer, or things he downloaded by accident.

As I take this picture, he's talking about the internets. Ah, the internets.

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I heart Michelle's shirt

Michelle's Buddha Belly

I heart Michelle's shirt

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I've been working on a screenplay which is partially surrounding a man's desire to grow a really awesome mustache. Admittedly it'...

Ready For Your Close Up Mr. Selleck

I've been working on a screenplay which is partially surrounding a man's desire to grow a really awesome mustache. Admittedly it's somewhat autobiographic as I have always wanted to grow one myself and have never truly had the opportunity. Perhaps it is the fact that I was only a child in the 70s and pubescent in the 80s so my lack of facial hair only taunted me during the prime time for the acceptable mustache.

I grew one for an video I shot in Atlanta last year but I was forced to shave it right after, which was a shame because it was just reaching maturity.

As of late I've been growing a beard for no other reason than just laziness. Yesterday I had a shaving accident while attempting to clean it up which has just reduced it to a goatee. The mustache is still intact. Whew.

On another notel I wrote a web series last year which Fox purchased (the idea, no videos were actually produced) and then decided not to use. I found out this morning that if I desire I can have back my scripts. The videos take place in the 80s and when I originally came up with the idea I was going to play the lead.

Huzzah.... coincidence? I think not!

Looks as if my mustache is a sign from the Tom Selleck Gods. I might get to actually grow this sucker out, and with a purpose.

Look out ladies, my upper lip is going to start getting REALLY sexy.

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When this happens to you at least twice a year, you might as well sing about it!

George Brett Auto-Tuned



When this happens to you at least twice a year, you might as well sing about it!

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A very talented artist named Azizi asked us to help him produce a music video for him last year. He had created music for Fark TV before and...

I was in an actual Hip Hop video

A very talented artist named Azizi asked us to help him produce a music video for him last year. He had created music for Fark TV before and we were more than happy to work with him. This has been out for a year, but I am not sure if I ever posted it. So.. here it is. You'll recognize some of the Fark TV'ers here

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I've been spending a lot of time in my hometown of Oakhurst lately. It's 250 miles north of LA. I left 20 years ago and really hadn&...

The 'El Cid' Theory

I've been spending a lot of time in my hometown of Oakhurst lately. It's 250 miles north of LA. I left 20 years ago and really hadn't been back that often. The last 10 years I could count the visits on one hand. No bad memories, just a bad family member/friend I guess.

I've always been great at keeping in touch with childhood friends, some of which still inhabit the town itself. I'd get bits of information from friends now and again about the daily happenings of the town and it was good enough for me.

This summer I organized a huge school reunion... not just my class but anyone who ever attended. The word was only spread via facebook but it turned into a 200+ peraon, three day event. Turns out it will be a yearly event and next year should be twice as big... scary.

All this is really moot I guess since the point of my story is about the town itself and perhaps one of the reason I left and never came back. I've come to realize a lot about this place and the people who still live here. Part of which makes me question a state of mind I've always envied.

Ignorance Is Bliss.

Whether its religion or bad TV. I've always appreciated the power of 'not knowing any better' and how life is easier when questions aren't asked.

But this time it actually angers me a little. This is where the 'El Cid' theory comes in.

There is a Mexican restaurant in town called El Cids. I don't remember going there before I left yet hear about the place constantly from the locals. They love it and can't wait to return. Often I will see Facebook updates stating "Going to El Cids, I can't wait!". In fact it seems people there get more excited about that than Disneyland. Could it be that good?

In July I finally sat down for my first meal at the famous locale. I was with about 10 friends who were all giddy, so giddy that I think I myself was starting to show my excitement as well.

Time to shorten up this story.

I ate, I drank, I left, I somehow miss what the hype was about. I walked out a little confused. I didn't say much about it and used all the Margaritas in my system to direct the conversation in a more drunken manner.

For a few days I let the experience and my food digest. Perhaps I was wrong, could have just had a bad meal. So bbqing with friends a few days later I expressed my thoughts. I pointed out that the food was moderate, the service was less that desirable and the interior looked as if a Tijuana exploded on the lobby.

I now expected a heated debate since I was dissing their beloved Mexican restaurant.

Nothing.

Well, not as much nothing as 'you're right'.

I am? How can that be? They LOVE that place.

Well, it turns out not so much 'love' as 'are used to it.' These people have been going there for so long they've learned to adapt to the taste. They've settled on their overall experience, learned to lower expectation and have convinced themselves that it's as good as you can get in Oakhurst, especially since it's the only place in town.

So that's not why I am angered. I am angered at the management of El Cids. Here you have a restaurant that only needs to be as good as people will accept. They don't need to blow people's minds, or constantly dazzle their guests. They just need to make sure people don't get sick. That's it.

My point to my friends was that in a big city that would never happen. Restaurants survive by being the best. There is so much competition that if you don't top the next guy, you're pumping gas in 6 months. Average food lasts less than a year in the real world. In Oakhurst, it makes you rich.

So for this, I am angered. Angered that El Cids will only be as good as needed to be and the people in the little town where I grew up don't care. They will come back every Friday, giddy, hungry and ready to pay too much for the experience.

But my theory goes beyond El Cids as it is spread across the whole town itself. The clothing stores, gas stations, bakeries, coffee shops.

They just need to be 'good enough'.

Ignorance is bliss. It makes me sad.

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Without any doubt.

Greatest Photobomb Ever?


Without any doubt.

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I am not sure if we can joke about 9/1 yet. We're all still a little shaken up living through the day Gmail went down. But we handle gri...

Too soon to joke about 9/1?

I am not sure if we can joke about 9/1 yet. We're all still a little shaken up living through the day Gmail went down. But we handle grief differently, I personally use humor and chocolate chips.

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My nose is all nosey and stitchy Originally uploaded by Billdoty I had something removed from my nose last week. Doc said cancer but I know ...

Now knows what grows on my nose

I had something removed from my nose last week. Doc said cancer but I know it was a coffee drinking accident. Either way I am all scarred up and ready to start my boxing career.

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I don't know if I should be concerned a bit. When I first moved back to California last year I was sick as a dog during my travel. It wa...

Health Care?

I don't know if I should be concerned a bit. When I first moved back to California last year I was sick as a dog during my travel. It was a sweet little goodbye from Atlanta.

Since then I haven't been sick once. Not a cold, flue, nothing. Is my body saving up for the big one? The one that will keep me in bed for a month?

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A week ago I hike Half Dome with some friends. 16 miles of pure uphill fun. I recommend you do this once, I unfortunately will be doing it a...

Half Dome, Why Not WHOLE Dome!!!

A week ago I hike Half Dome with some friends. 16 miles of pure uphill fun. I recommend you do this once, I unfortunately will be doing it again next month. Anyone up for another hike?





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I write for a blog called Big Stupid Idiot . If you haven't been to it then I hate you. I write about anything including Facebook. As y...

Too Dumb To Be On Facebook?

I write for a blog called Big Stupid Idiot. If you haven't been to it then I hate you. I write about anything including Facebook. As you might know I am a huge Facebook whore. As much as I make it difficult for other facebookers with my constant showing off, there are others that just make it hard due to their stupidity. How do you spot them? Well I've listed the signs here.

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If Only Clothes Were Still This Easy

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I don't even know where to begin. If you have 30 minutes and a childhood to erase away, what this Turkish disaster consisting of everyth...

Turkish Star Wars - Say Goodbye To Your Childhood

I don't even know where to begin. If you have 30 minutes and a childhood to erase away, what this Turkish disaster consisting of everything good about your youth ripped apart right in front of your face.



Turkish-made film commonly known as Turkish Star Wars because of its notorious bootlegging of Star Wars film clips worked into the film. Released in 1982, Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam was created in Turkey caught in the midst of massive political upheaval. As a result, American-made films were not easily acquired and were often remade with a Turkish cast and setting. The musical soundtrack is entirely lifted from Western film hits of the time, primarily using Raiders of the Lost Ark. There are also scenes incorporating the music of Moonraker, Flash Gordon, Battlestar Galactica, Planet of the Apes and Disney's The Black Hole. This film is considered the worst ever.

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My good friend Dalton turned 40 this weekend. We celebrated by turning the clock back 20 years. (I am am the one in the short shorts... hot!...

Frankie Says Relax

My good friend Dalton turned 40 this weekend. We celebrated by turning the clock back 20 years. (I am am the one in the short shorts... hot!)

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I have been watching really bad movie trailers this morning while downing coffee. I have decided it's my sole purpose to now create the ...

Jesus Chirst Vampire Hunter

I have been watching really bad movie trailers this morning while downing coffee. I have decided it's my sole purpose to now create the WORST HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I don't know what it will be yet, but if anyone is interested... lemme know

So you know, it HAS to be worse than this.

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This last weekend was a crazy reunion that consisted of every member of my high school alumni who wished to attended. The scuttlebutt was ab...

Badger Days 2009

This last weekend was a crazy reunion that consisted of every member of my high school alumni who wished to attended. The scuttlebutt was ablaze as I helped organize an impromptu get together all via the power of Facebook. It seemed that over 200 hundred people showed for the two day fiesta but we never obtained an official count. I saw some great friends and made a few new ones. There is talk of making it a yearly event. Would be interesting to see that happen... and draining.





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We created over 170 online videos between Turner and Comedy.com. Even a few side videos that went straight to Youtube. Though combined they ...

Million Hit Video - Kicked In The Nuts

We created over 170 online videos between Turner and Comedy.com. Even a few side videos that went straight to Youtube. Though combined they had several million hits, we never had a video that hit the million view count from one source. Well, we finally did. The video we did with Scotty K and his super-human testicles gave us that magic number. Thanks Scotty, sorry about your balls.

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An old high school friend dug up some old elementary school photos. Both of which I believe are my 6th and 8th grade Yearbook staff photos. ...

Where did 1983 go?

An old high school friend dug up some old elementary school photos. Both of which I believe are my 6th and 8th grade Yearbook staff photos. Somehow I ended up on the top of both photos. As if I am not tall enough. I also seemed to be a big fan of the bowl haircut. The lower photo has my brother just to the left of me.

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Uploaded another video from the Fark TV archive. It's a parody of the old Wii commercials. Dan and I did a lot of running and driving th...

Uploaded Another Fark TV Video - Wee Old

Uploaded another video from the Fark TV archive. It's a parody of the old Wii commercials. Dan and I did a lot of running and driving this day.

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My good buddy Brian from bbspot.com made this INCREDIBLE song parody. If you're online going to watch one song parody today, make it thi...

Steve Jobs Is Still Alive

My good buddy Brian from bbspot.com made this INCREDIBLE song parody. If you're online going to watch one song parody today, make it this one!

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Almost a year ago we did our Lama Boy Video , it started getting a little more love. A showed called Poptub which it appears not too many p...

Lama Boy Lives


Almost a year ago we did our Lama Boy Video, it started getting a little more love. A showed called Poptub which it appears not too many people watch, gave it some props in an episode.

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I am a VERY good BBQ'er

In Case You Were Curious

I am a VERY good BBQ'er

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So much love for this video I don't know where to begin

Star Trek Meets Monty Python

So much love for this video I don't know where to begin

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This photo thrust upon me all sorts of questionable emotions, yet since the strongest of them was laughter, I feel it was safe to share it w...

Mario Jeremy?

This photo thrust upon me all sorts of questionable emotions, yet since the strongest of them was laughter, I feel it was safe to share it with the world.

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Even though you get the joke right away, Mitchell & Webb play it just right.

Brain Surgery Vs Rocket Science

Even though you get the joke right away, Mitchell & Webb play it just right.

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Save yourself a lot of headache, don't use Priceline.com.

Wisdom of the Day - Don't Use Priceline.com

Save yourself a lot of headache, don't use Priceline.com.

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My friend Chris turned me on to this little web waster. Fortunately you're limited to how much time you can actually waste. Try it out ...

Be My Clan In My Brute

My friend Chris turned me on to this little web waster. Fortunately you're limited to how much time you can actually waste. Try it out here or else!

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Yay! I can blog from my phone!

PHONEGOODNESS!

Yay! I can blog from my phone!

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I love REDDIT, it teaches me everything internety and lets me know one very important thing about one of my favorite movies... if you watch...

SWAJ Trailer


I love REDDIT, it teaches me everything internety and lets me know one very important thing about one of my favorite movies... if you watch JAWS backwards, it's about a shark who spits up people until the beach opens up.

My friend Jon also cleared it up with this SWAJ trailer he made.

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Here is a piece I did for Big Stupid Idiot.com. Read it dammit! WORST ROCK BAND VIDEO GAMES

Bands That Didn't Make The ROCK BAND Game Cut

Here is a piece I did for Big Stupid Idiot.com. Read it dammit!

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It's hard to say who's a bigger bad ass, but I'd say Magnum would NEVER shoot first.

Han Solo PI VS. Magnum PI


It's hard to say who's a bigger bad ass, but I'd say Magnum would NEVER shoot first.

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... make it this one. Emmanuel Lewis (Webster) has got some moves and stuff

If You're Only Going To Look At One Picture Of A Tiny 80's Star Grabbing Onto A Whore Today...

... make it this one. Emmanuel Lewis (Webster) has got some moves and stuff

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I am a minor fan of Rock Band but with the new Beatles edition coming out I have not choice but because one of its diciples. Watch this intr...

The Beatles: Rock band - Cinematic Trailer

I am a minor fan of Rock Band but with the new Beatles edition coming out I have not choice but because one of its diciples. Watch this intro and try NOT to piddle your pants



Now excuse me while I watch this 10 more times. I feel warm and fuzzy

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Now when I say lost I just mean they got lost from the old blog. Here they are again, in all there lameness.

The Lost Drive Thru Comedy Episodes

Now when I say lost I just mean they got lost from the old blog. Here they are again, in all there lameness.



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A few weeks ago I saw Greg Brady walking down the street in Marina Del Rey. He smiled, said hi and went along his way. I personally thought ...

The Brady Bunch - Notorious B.R.A.D.Y.

A few weeks ago I saw Greg Brady walking down the street in Marina Del Rey. He smiled, said hi and went along his way. I personally thought it was the coolest thing that had happened all month. Then seeing this video... I remembered why I thought it was.

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After Fark TV stopped production we took a little break, then jumped right into production for Comedy.com. The show was penned WTF-TV which ...

Shows We Did For Comedy.com

After Fark TV stopped production we took a little break, then jumped right into production for Comedy.com. The show was penned WTF-TV which was an old domain I had sitting around. Here are a few of the suckers.

Scotty K kicked in the nuts


Jedi Church


Swastikos


Hogan Knows Depression


Bernanke's Billions


Porn On The 4th Of July


Growing Up Aiken


Shot Put Controversy


Ann Coulter & Jesse Jackson In Yo Candidate


Amy Winehouse: The Narcotic Woman

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I am working on a new web series I would HOPEFULLY be filming next month. Oddly enough it's about a guy trying to make it in the enterta...

New Web Series

I am working on a new web series I would HOPEFULLY be filming next month. Oddly enough it's about a guy trying to make it in the entertainment industry in LA. Not a biopic... I swear. This guy will probably be good looking and funny. So... ya see.

My buddy Brock is helping me write a pilot consisting of 3 episodes. I think it's going to be funny. Hoping.

I am also getting ready to start filming a music video for a song I wrote almost a year ago. My buddy Jon Jon is finishing up the music. He's doing a great job. I am hoping to have it completely by mid June.

Still deciding if I am going to be in the video or not. A music video featuring a 40 year old singing about Star Wars? Hmmmmmmm

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Recently I've been introduced to the UK's The IT Crowd . It's a comedy about two 'geeks' working in the IT department of...

The IT Crowd

Recently I've been introduced to the UK's The IT Crowd. It's a comedy about two 'geeks' working in the IT department of a large corporation who suddenly have a female boss who knows nothing about computers. You don't have to be English or Nerdy to love it... the goodness is for all.

There are three seasons, six episodes per... so that's 18 comedy gems you needs to see.

Here is a little taste of it.



If you get a chance to watch some episodes, lemme know what you think.

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We did over 150 Videos for Fark TV. They were hosted on Superdeluxe.com until Turner Broadcasting decided to flush it. Now there are a few l...

Fark TV Videos

We did over 150 Videos for Fark TV. They were hosted on Superdeluxe.com until Turner Broadcasting decided to flush it. Now there are a few left on Youtube.com. If you're going to watch ANY FarkTV videos... make it these (check back as I add more).

Presidents' Day Bowling


Barry Blitz Baby Trade and Car Bonanza


Lama Boy


World Of Wifecraft


Silence Of The Seniors


No Country For Little Men


Our Founding Illegals


ScarFish


DogVinci Door


Cow Man


Oj's Eleven


GoodFoulers


Gilligan's Heist


DeBracketed


Drunk Astronauts


Campaign Hype


Homeless Soccer


Astronaut Love Triangle


Beer Can Killer


Possessed Coworker


Army Buy Halo 3


The Name Game


Paper Soldier


More To Come

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I imported my blog from over 2 years ago that was mostly updated via my cellphone. Reason being it was a blogger account (as this is) and I ...

McOldy Blog

I imported my blog from over 2 years ago that was mostly updated via my cellphone. Reason being it was a blogger account (as this is) and I wanted to see if I could do it. My old blog (which was wordpress) is pretty much gone forever. Can you believe it... all that posting goodness gone forever... sniff sniff

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Well, this is as good as my site is going to get. So it's blogging time again. Are you excited?

Boy Can I Design Or What????

Well, this is as good as my site is going to get. So it's blogging time again. Are you excited?

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I have relaunched my site, or at least have it worky working enough that you can read this. It should be back up tomorrow.

Back in the Blogging Again

I have relaunched my site, or at least have it worky working enough that you can read this. It should be back up tomorrow.

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Hello to my dozen of readers. A friend and I are flying back to LA and have a 5 hour layover in Las Vegas. We are in Concourse C eyeing thei...

Help Us Get Drunk On Our Lay Over

Hello to my dozen of readers. A friend and I are flying back to LA and have a 5 hour layover in Las Vegas. We are in Concourse C eyeing their $3 beer special. Our beer funds will be gone before our flight. Want to buy us a beer? Click below








We will drink in your honor and hopefully get kicked off the flight!

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